Missing in Action: Greg

Where is Greg anyway? I know all of you must be just sitting at the edge of your comfy chairs waiting for his GenCon adventures. I've given up hope. Oh, Greg isn't dead or anything, he's just been really busy. He did some volunteer work on an event for a product that rhymes with "Fabula Masa", then locked himself in his office for days, crying about the gulf of differences in marketing budgets. In the meanwhile, I'll be entertaining you with tales of... things... as time goes on.